January 2011
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“I don’t wear designer clothes I don’t go to the finest schools But,...”
– Me
Niece
Me: why u making fun of your brother?
Chole: Because I want to..
Me: how you feel like if I said you got a big head for a girl?
Chole: how you like if I say your a big doodle-head
Me: that's all you got little mommy girl?
Chole: I'm not a mommy girl, your face is a.. mommy girl?
Me: ................. you know your a mommy girl.....
Chole: be quiet you big meanie!!!!
Me: until you apologize...
Chole: Never fatso
Me: ... I'm not fat if anything your mom fat.....
Chole: my mommmy ain fat your fat....
Me: your mommy fat and that's all...
Chole: your grandma fat!!!
Me: *Grandma, Chole said your fat?*
Grandma: oh hell nah this little brat didn't call me fat, *turn to chole* when you get to my age you wish you can look like this..
Me: ready to give up and apologize?
Chole: yes uncle....
tomorrow
juicyjuice-:
omg im gonna get so much shit
gyoza, chicken teriyaki, spicy tuna roll, volcano roll, phoenix roll, shrimp tempura roll, spicy soft shell crab roll, philly roll. and omg just so much more.
JESUS CHRIST IM SO HAPPY
I can like this post 1000000000000000 times if i can….
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The 3 best sushi rolls
I have eaten so far
1. Volcano Rolls
2. Gator Rolls
3. Spicy soft shell crab rolls
I have not eaten any sushi that top any of these so far…..
fosterroberts:
Oh man. Oh boy. This song will...
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What's for dinner?
Me: I'm home!!!
Grandma: Good.....
Me: eh what's for dinner?
Grandma: we already ate.
Me: what about me? Any leftover???
Grandma: * Walk down to basement and back up and put a bowl down* Here you go!!
Me: that's just cereal?
Grandma: Better than nothing u getting a little chubby there anyway so I got u a bowl of Special K.. Don't worry its the berry and yogurt one...
Me: I hate yogurt!!
Grandma: To Bad!!!!!
Me: ...............
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rachelslifeandtimes:
chinkadink:
rachelslifeandtimes:
Guess who just built a kitchen cabinet by herself?
This girl.
thats what you think but your mom got alot of mens including matt tsk tsk…
Matt didn’t build the kitchen cabinet, aiight? lmao.
that cabinet is probably going to fall down one of these days.. and i was just going by showing your mom we don’t need a men.. that...
Day 13. A date you would love to go on
mrlifeguard:
hmm..maybe just spend a day in the city walking around, probably a bit lame but its the only thing i can think of
your going to freeze to death in this month… lol yeah its not that lame but wouldn’t you perfer a dinner and than sit back and watch a movie with her?
rachelslifeandtimes:
Guess who just built a kitchen cabinet by herself?
This girl.
thats what you think but your mom got alot of mens including matt tsk tsk…
One thing i hate most about people
is they try to make everything go their way only. for example:so i or we will hang out with you and we do it at this time and yeah…
2nd example: So lets do this and this… that’s what i said -__-
and last but not least sometimes i feel like people are quite immature and also very childlish no matter how much they said they are grown up or trying to improve.. because obivously...
Chat with Bartender this weekend
Me: Can I get a "Billionaire’s Margarita" my good sir?
Bartender: Hey ain you a little to young to be drinking?
Me: Hey ain you to old to still be working as a Bartender?
Bartender: Show me some ID
Me: *pull out CES ID
Bartender: Another one of those young CEO again
Bartender: Ice or Hard kid
Me: Hard old man
Bartender: How you liking the CES Mr.CEO
Me: Ok nothing big
Bartender: It's amazing what God have given you kids, so much talent, and skills
Me: I don't believe in God and also God can't give nobody talent or skills, its the person who give themself talent and skills. All of us the Youngest CEO didn't get our talent or skills from nobody but through our own hardwork and willpower.
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Plans for today
Video game and foods =)
“Penis in my mouth is the best breakfast.”
– (via needalimb)
Ewwwwwwwww
Listening to the new Decemberists album, The King... →
Yoo me too
Grandma: What do you want for dinner?
Me: *playing left for dead 2 with volume up high* WHAT???
Grandma: what do you want for dinner?
Me: WhaT YOU SAY?
Grandma: dinner!!
Me: What’s for dinner?
Grandma: Nothing go make it yourself!! *mumbling chinese curse words!!!*
Now I have to decide what to order for dinner……… after i finish this last level in left for dead 2
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Listen
Talent
rachelslifeandtimes:
How come I don’t have any? How is it that all my friends are so accomplished and I’m just…not?
SINCE WHEN DO YOU NOT HAVE TALENT???
Snow, You're Like... Super Gay.
fosterroberts:
Here’s a poem about the dirty snow outside my apartment, which makes parking my car as much fun as musical chairs with a Linkin Park album and chairs made of fire and acid.
Fuck you. White used to be the best color to be. Prepare to be Yellow, bitch.
GAY!!