February 2012
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Grandma: you got some weird dating trend.
Me: what? Me? How?
Grandma: let’s see, your dating trend will goes from dating girls that are out of your league then down to girls that you can do much better then to back up to girls that are out of your league.
Me: so you saying I dated girls that are extremely hot to girls that will scar you for life?
Grandma: yeah you can say it like...
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Grandma: Stephen, you want to know why I like the day after Valentine day more than the day itself?
Me: why?
Grandma: because everywhere I walk I’m going to be seeing some stupid girl doing the walk of shame. It’s the best thing to watch.
Me: what the hell is the walk of shame?
Grandma: the walk of I regret doing that that guy last night.
Me: and you wonder why I don’t...