We should be Friend me and you?
Conversation
Grandma: Stephen, you want to know why I like the day after Valentine day more than the day itself?
Me: why?
Grandma: because everywhere I walk I’m going to be seeing some stupid girl doing the walk of shame. It’s the best thing to watch.
Me: what the hell is the walk of shame?
Grandma: the walk of I regret doing that that guy last night.
Me: and you wonder why I don’t come to you for advice grandma. And what’s my walk seem like?
Grandma: the manwhore walk that’s what it is. You don’t know when to stop and to think I though you was gay growing up because you have a lot girl as friend in high school.
Me: I wasn’t the one that turn gay, grandpa was the one turn gay.
Grandma: yeah he turn gay because he found out he can’t handle a real woman like me.
Me: well I think I won’t be talking to you for awhile. Good day..
